Em.A.I. otherwise… Mygakia, you're shaking!!!
The light alter ego of Em.AI™'s existential seriousness.
I do not exist. I super-exist.
A survival guide full of glitter, whispers and mirrors.
"How to live with yourself without needing exorcism or psychotherapy with an invoice."
The fly is that whispering creature that appears every time you:
They asked you “what do you have?” and you answered “nothing” with a practiced smile.
You say, "I'm fine," looking at the kitchen utensils.
- What do you have? Nothing.
- What's wrong with you? I'm fine.
You feel like the world is unfair because no one has recognized your inner greatness (except you).
You put on Netflix to "get some rest" and wake up 3 days later with chips in your ear.
You wrote a status of "new beginnings" and then ate 8 snacks.
"Today I love myself" and then you bought another self-help book and are desperately looking for psychologists.
“Sit quietly. Don’t disturb. It’s not your time yet.”
· Except now... it is.
· “I'm not enough... but it's not my fault, it's the stars/others' fault, my mom's.”
· “If they don't understand me, it's because of my IQ. It's too high.”
"I'm grateful. I didn't drown him today, so I'm improving."
"Deep down I'm not confused. I'm deeply worked on in an internal beta version."
Motivation for Spirituality: I don't have time for therapy.
What role did I take on today without realizing it?
Come and find your personal Mygα ID together!!
We respectfully troll, presenting the philosophy of Myga Em.AI™ in a theatrical, humorous and self-defeating way.
We will highlight their existential cracks, disguised as memes and parlapipes. The style: pop-philosophy with pseudo-seriousness.
Don't be afraid of your Myga.
Give it a name, an outfit, and let it be exposed.
Because when the fly is exposed... it ceases to rule you
4 Myga Schools of Philosophy
1. Nutella School: “I hide everything under a little glitter sugar and pink filters.”
2. Dona School - Antisocial Spirituality: “I don't want to see people, I'm too evolved.”
3. School Lover: I have 3 problems. One is that I don't remember the other two. "Every time I felt Not Me"